Twas a Tuesday at the office, when all through the work place,
Not a smile was present on anyone’s face.
Yawns and sighs filled the re-circulated air,
Everyone hoping that Friday soon would be there

I sit in my cubicle, dazed and confused,
Hating my boss and feeling abused.
I think about counting the minutes to five,
I suddenly remember what I need to revive…

As Internet Explorer opens on my desktop,
www.popsugar.com is my first stop.
The screen loads, I wait with suspense,
Who will be pregnant, drunk, or have lost all their sense?

Now Nicole, now Lindsay, now Britney and Jen!
On Angie, On Jennifer, on Justin and Ben!
The gossip, the fashion, the lives of the stars,
The beaches, the jail cells, the restaurants and bars!

Now that I’ve seen it all, where do I go?
To talk with others about Heroes and LiLo?
On to TeamSugar, I click with in a flash!
To gossip, to chat, to gush and to bash.

From “Posh or Becks?” to “Who wore it best?”
I sound my voice, while obvi picking Becks
So much to browse- stars, clothes, and TV,
It’s no wonder my boss wants to speak to me…

I get nothing done! I’m obsessed, for sure.
I’m addicted to Sugar and I don’t want a cure!
My productivity is decreasing by the day
Maybe it’s this giveaway...

I need my Sugar though, there’s no better fix,
To learn about all my Hollywood chicks.
Who needs Facebook with polls, chats, and pictures too,
Teamsugar provides a whole cyber crew!

And so I want this iPhone, but mostly I need it.
For I fear if my TeamSugar addiction gets worse as I feed it,
I’ll be out of a job, and even MORE scary,
There goes my computer and blackberry!